Traversing the Cuillin Ridge 1992

The Cuillin Ridge needs no introduction. It’s the greatest day out you can have in our hills. The day started off so well

Traversing the Cuillin Ridge  1992

Downhill I came, Hungry yet not starved” “The Owl” E Thomas

“Scott, I think we’ve gone the wrong way”
“What!! Surely not again?” replied an exasperated Scott.

But we had gone wrong and yes, it was not for the first time that day. The path, which had earlier looked so promising, had petered out in what looked suspiciously like the middle of nowhere leaving us standing below a dank and gloomy looking crag. It was probably a pleasant place to be at lunchtime on a warm summer’s day but now, it was starting to get dark and the pleasant summer’s day was quickly becoming a distant memory.

Oh how I cursed those who had made the bloody path we’d so haplessly followed and which had put the final nail in the coffin of our plan for a quick dash along the Cuillin Ridge followed by dinner and beer in the Sligachan Hotel.

From where we disconsolately stood it seemed that climbing straight up was the best option. Neither of could face retracing our steps and anyway if we did there was no guarantee we’d find the right path. The one thing we did know for certain was that somewhere above us was the top of Sgurr Nan Gillean, the final summit on the traverse. And so out came the rope again. According to my dreams and my plans this was not what doing the ridge was supposed to be like.

I had wanted to do the Cuillin Ridge ever since I first read about it in Ben Humble’s excellent book “The Cuillin of Skye”, but things had never quite worked out. It was the old story. When the weather was good everyone else would be at work or if they weren’t we’d be seduced into the easier options of going climbing in The Lakes or the Peak District. Needless to say whenever I actually dared to arrange a trip in advance, well that was a certain guarantee of rain.

Our one successful trip actually began not in Skye but in Torridon where some friends were exploring some new crags near Loch Maree. They invited us along, and the lure of new routes and getting our names in the guidebook proved irresistible. At this stage nobody even had the slightest intention of going to Skye.

We headed north in good spirits buoyed up by the unusual certainty, at least for the West Highlands, that the weather would be superb. A huge blocking anticyclone had settled over Scotland and it looked as if it would guarantee one gloriously sunny day after another. It was a most unusual feeling. We set up camp beside a beach near Poolewe, a place which scored by being idyllic, free and also devoid of the fearsome Highland midge. However, despite despite this auspicious start, the climbing didn’t go strictly according to plan.

We spent the next couple of days putting up new routes and sunbathing. Unfortunately my English only team only succeeded with the sunbathing part of the equation whilst two Anglo Scottish teams grabbed all the routes. All we had to show for two days effort was half a route. When my favourite rugby shirt was destroyed by a rockfall caused by some overzealous gardening, fortunately I wasn’t wearing it, the glamour of new routing lost the last of its appeal.

The next day Scott and I decided enough was enough and left for Skye where we knew Mike, an old climbing partner of ours was spending a few days walking. We caught up with him at the Sligachan camp site and spent the next few days walking over the hills of the Red Cuillin and doing some easy rock climbs in Coire Lagan, all in glorious sunshine.

It was almost at the end of the holiday when Scott and Mike suggested we have a go at the Cuillin Ridge traverse. As I was just about to suggest a cruise around the Outer Hebrides it took quite a large amount of beer before I could even begin to come to terms with this radical alternative. Eventually it was to take an appeal to my ego, in the form of a great amount of flattery about my rock climbing ability, wholly justified I might add, that persuaded me that it really was a good idea after all.

I knew that the ridge had been done in about four hours but that was only by cheating. I mean, fancy running and soling the climbing bits, that can’t be right can it? We reckoned four hours might just be pushing it a bit so our aim was to try and get around in something like the fifteen or so hours of the original crossing by Shadbolt and McLaren in 1911. Now whilst I knew a great deal of the history of the ridge, my knowledge of the route was limited to more or less where the rock climbing bits were and that there were a couple of bits where route finding was tricky. My companions were unfazed by this with the general view being that the less knowledge we had the more ethical and in keeping with the first crossing the attempt would be, although we drew the line at hemp ropes and tricounis. However, in the light of subsequent events I doubtif these noble ethics would underpin any future similar adventure.

Despite our last few days on the hill we had no illusions about our fitness so the main consideration was the weight of what we would or wouldn’t carry. This had to be kept to an absolute minimum. With good weather 100% assured, we felt we could keep our clothing down to a sweatshirt, shorts, trainers and a fleece jacket. For food we took a couple of sandwiches each and a bag of chocolate raisins, some glucose sweets, 5 litres of water and lucozade (a personal favourite of mine), between the three of us. Funnily enough I don’t think any of us were the slightest bit hungry all day, thirst though was another matter! For the climbing bits we took a short rope, a handful of medium sized rocks, 2 friends and a few expendable slings for the abseils.

But before the attempt we decided, with an unusual amount of foresight for us, that as none of us had been on any of the ridge north of the Inn. Pinn, it would be a good idea to do a bit of a recce. We reckoned that the last bit was the part most likely to cause the most problems, especially if we were tired, so the next day we decided to have a walk over Bruch na Frithe and Sgurr nan Gillean. Well, that was the plan.

Next morning we awoke to find a very unexpected sight, a solid blanket of clouds was covering the hills right down to ground level. Thinking it was just an early morning thing that would soon clear, we decided to sit it out and wait for it to do just that. We were still waiting at lunchtime when we gave it up for a bad job and went off to explore the north of the island. When we were at Uig and as far from The Cuillin as it was possible to be, you’ve guessed it, the sun came out.

That evening we checked the forecast for the next day, it was perfect, sunshine and 20C of heat. We decided to go and do it. Who needed a recce and anyway it would be a better style crossing without any beta. As it turned out it nearly wasn’t a crossing at all!

Sleep didn’t come easily that night, but then it never does when you share a tent with someone who snores like Scottie. Apart from debating when I was going to kill him, I was also thinking of tomorrow and having serious doubts about our chances of success. Sleep did eventually come and my last memory before it did was of the shrieks of some campers who were foolishly trying to do some late night washing up. If I wasn’t in the best of spirits, at least the midges were having the time of their lives.

Sometime much later, I woke up thinking, “I’m too tired, I don’t want to get up yet” and had the strange impression that rain was falling on the tent. Relieved by what turned out to be a supreme example of wishful thinking, I started to drift off again only to be woken up immediately by Mike reminding me I’d promised to cook breakfast.

Well, that was a fiasco thanks to the midges. They were so numerous and vicious that I had to abandon the kitchen at Sligachan and relocate it to Glenbrittle. Here a sea breeze kept the little bastards at bay and I was able to create my greasy culinary masterpiece of bacon, sausage, eggs, and fried bread. We set off at five am. It looked as if the weather had returned to normal after yesterday’s hiccup. There was some mist low down but what little cloud there was, was way up above the summits.

The protracted Highland dawn was well underway as we walked through the sleeping campsite. I don’t know about you but I always feel good about an early start. You feel as if you are getting one up on all those still in bed.

Although it was early it was still warm and we could feel the previous day’s heat still radiating off the ground as we walked along the Coire a Ghrundda path. After this gentle approach walk, which contours around the hills just above sea level, came the first test of the day, the steep two and a half thousand foot slog up onto the ridge. Just the kind of thing you want after a big greasy meal. However, despite the breakfast, or who knows, perhaps because of it, we fairly stormed up the hillside onto the summit of Gars Bheinn and into the sunshine.

We had a short rest whilst watching the higher surrounding hills gradually emerge from the thinning morning mist. It would have been a breathtaking view if we’d had any breath left after the race up the hill. Even so it was still very impressive. There wasn’t another soul anywhere nor any sound or breath of wind to break the silence. All there was were islands and sea everywhere you looked. Eigg, Muck, Canna and Soay were wreathed in sunshine but only the very top few feet of the hills of Rhum were showing above a mantle of white cloud. Further out you could see the long line of the Outer Hebrides and over to the east was the mainland with its confused jumble of a thousand hills, green valleys and shimmering blue lochans. But all of this paled compared to the view of the Ridge that stretched out before us. Alasdair, Sgurr Dearg, the Inn. Pinn, Sgur Dubh Mor, Am Bhasteir and Sgur Nan Gillean, they were all there. It was a marvelous but also a rather intimidating sight. Sgurr Nan Gillean and the finish looked so very far away.

Pushing on, we were soon on the top of Sgurr Nan Eag, the first of the Munros, although Mike, arguably the fittest of us was starting to lag behind, a worrying development so early in the day. He caught up with us by the time we were ready to ab into the Thearliach-Dubh Gap. The climb out up a highly polished cleft in the rock had me wishing I was wearing rock shoes instead of trainers until a good nut and a friend steadied the nerves. After this, we continued along at a good pace branching off to the right for Sgurr Dubh na Da Bheinn. A couple of years later this hill was the scene of a string of remarkable coincidences. I’d been climbing in Coire an Lochan and at the same instant as I arrived on the top, two people I hadn’t seen for years came up from the Dubh Ridge side. Seconds later some other old friends arrived after having walked along from Sgurr Nan Eag. Then my climbing partner met someone he’d last seen in Chamonix. Finally two lads already there that we didn’t know from Adam, introduced themselves just because, as they said, “We just felt left out of everything”.

From Sgurr Dubh na Da Bheinn some enjoyable scrambling took us on to Sgurr Alaisdair, the highest and possibly easiest to pronounce hill on the ridge. It was here that Mike, who was still having trouble keeping up, said he was unwell and decided to leave us. Watching him head off down the scree slope into Coire Lagan and also, no doubt, at some point the pub, it was very tempting to follow him.

As we left Sgurr Alaisdair and rejoined the ridge proper, it meant that we were leaving behind the only part of the ridge we were familiar with. From now on we’d be relying on the scribbled route description I carried in my pocket and on our combined total of twenty-five years of mountaineering experience. I mentioned this to Scottie but for some reason it seemed to depress him. “What, you didn’t bring the guidebook?” He didn’t cheer up again until we reached the top of the next Munro.

This was Sgurr Mhic Choinnich and it kindly offered us a choice of routes to the summit. There was a diff. grade rock climb; King’s Chimney or a rather indirect scramble along Collie’s ledge. Purely because we couldn’t be bothered to get the rope and harnesses out, we opted for Collie’s Ledge. This turned out to be an enjoyable scramble picking an unlikely way below the summit enabling you to reach the top without any climbing although in retrospect I think the chimney would have been the faster option.

It was now late morning and very hot with only a very faint breeze. This breeze was useless for any sort of relief from the heat because to feel it's benefit you had to step into the blistering sunshine. Perversely whenever you moved into the shade it was still stifling because you lost the breeze. We crossed over the rocky lump of An Stac because for some strange reason we thought it might be the Inaccessible Pinnacle. The real Inaccessible Pinnacle was our next summit and also a slight misnomer because it hasn't actually been inaccessible since about 1890. It is though the only British hill you have to actually rock climb to reach the top as opposed to walking.

The Moderate graded climb up the East Ridge of the In. Pinn. turned out to be a very enjoyable scramble which in retrospect we could have soloed. It was on the top that we suffered our first setback of the day. Up to now we had kept more or less on or just a little behind our schedule so what happened now just seemed like an opportunity to sunbathe for the best part of an hour and have an early lunch. Ahead of us was a small army of people waiting to abseil off the western face. I suppose we could have pushed past them but they were so nervous and so apologetic that we didn’t have the heart. In any case their leader had managed to use every possible belay point to safeguard his abseil and when he was eventually ready he even asked Scott to watch the steel belay cable. As Scott said afterwards “What on earth did he expect me to do? Grab it if it snapped and fall off with him?” If only we’d known you could walk around the south face we could have reversed the East Face climb and saved ourselves three quarters of an hour!

Anyway, once they had sorted themselves out we abbed down and even managed a run along the ridge to Sgurr Na Banachdich the first of the next three unpronounceable summits. This was a big psychological point because here the ridge turned north eastwards towards Sligachan and beer. From Sgurr Thormaid, named after my idol, the mountaineer, Professor Norman Collie, Scott insisted on following the ridge in as pure a way as possible which meant going over every little lump and pinnacle he could find. I couldn’t be bothered with this arrant pedantry and from here to Sgurr a Ghreadaidh I had to take a bit of “holier than thou” flak from him. Little did he know I would have the last laugh at the end of the day!

Unnoticed by us, some cloud had built up in line with the forecast which predicted the odd light afternoon shower and sure enough a few spots did fall. We could have done with much more to relieve the heat, which at 3pm was just about at its most intense. From Sgurr a Mhaidaidh we put on a spurt, partly for the benefit of our second and final human encounter of the day. At least we think he was human. He was just the sort of person you want to meet when you’re dog-tired; a disgustingly fit fell runner probably doing the ridge from North to South in between lunch and dinner. “Not far now lads, just the hard bit to go,” he cheerily announced as he rapidly disappeared into the distance. Still we were pretty content with our time. With the end in sight we seemed to have found a renewed source of energy and as we trotted over the Bealach na Glaic Moire we were even discussing what we would have to eat and drink that evening at the Sligachan. Mere fantasies as it turned out because, in the late afternoon, everything began to go horribly wrong.

Afterwards we discovered that the guidebook says that the next part of the ridge, the Bidein Druim Nan Ramh, calls for some careful navigation. We independently confirmed this by losing our way about every twenty yards. This cost us over an hour in lost time but matters improved on the next hill, Bruache Na Frithe, the top of which which is reached by some pleasant, i.e. easy, scrambling. Next came Naismith’s Route, a lovely little v. diff. climb onto the pinnacle of the Bhasteir Tooth. Despite feeling quite tired, we really enjoyed what we expected to be the last of the day’s climbing. So when we were putting away our climbing gear on the top we were feeling pretty pleased with ourselves. Yes, morale was once again definitely sky (e?) high!

Unfortunately it proved to be just a fleeting moment of happiness because it took us ages to find the right way from the Tooth to Am Bhasteir, the last but one summit. And another hour-long section stretched into two. On a return visit I discovered that we’d ignored the easy way because it looked too difficult! It must have been tiredness because the second time around it was no trouble at all. Now, though, there was nothing for it but to get the rope out again and find a way up. Thanks to all this messing about, it wasn’t until 6.00pm that we reached the top. Once again our spirits rose and we celebrated by finishing off the last of our water. After all there was only one hill left to do and then it was a simple matter of following the tourist path down to the valley. How difficult could that be? Reaching the pub before closing was going to happen after all. Ah well, you live and learn.

We had to pass some pinnacles on the way up the summit ridge of Sgurr Nan Gillean; at least that was what I thought. I learned later that I’d read the instructions for the ascent of Pinnacle Ridge rather than the ascent of the West ridge. A mistake anyone could make and which will be news to Scott if he ever reads this, because to this day I’ve never had the courage to tell him! As a result we ended up following a path that ended beneath the dark, forbidding looking cliff. (Probably somewhere on the Bhasteir Face), where you, the reader came in.

I was soon regretting that decision to climb straight up when after about fifty feet the climbing seemed to become a whole lot harder. I suppose the efforts of the day had finally caught up with me. I felt not only extremely tired but also extremely fed up with the whole business. My brain was also on the point of shutting down because I was conscious of making moves without really thinking where they were leading me. Fortunately the way ahead looked easy and for once looks weren’t deceptive. With the twilight gathering, I found a ledge just before the rope ran out and made a belay using a couple of rather rickety looking flakes I sat down and prepared to bring Scottie up and as I did I was struck by the absolute quietness of the place. Not a sound disturbed the the peace of the valleys below and not so much as a breath of wind disturbed the rocks up above. It was like the situation on Garbh Beinn at the start of the day, but how the mood had changed. Back then it had been cheerful and optimistic with just a hint of trepidation at what was to come, now with darkness gathering it was all rather oppressive and disheartening.

My reverie was broken when Scottie shouted up complaining about midges and asking when, if ever he could start climbing. He soon joined me and for once didn’t need any convincing to lead straight through. That he did so when he never, ever leads, probably said an awful lot about how he felt about the state we were in. I watched him disappear into the twilight and hoped, oh how I hoped, that he wouldn't run into any difficulties. The relief was palpable when just a few minutes later he was up and telling me to climb. When I reached him I saw that by a complete fluke the climb had taken us straight to the summit of Sgurr Nan Gillean.

We were on the top of the last hill; we’d done it. We shook hands and congratulated each other; all our thoughts of a few minutes ago of getting off this god forsaken place as quickly as we could had gone. Now it was just such a great place to be that we were happy just to sit there and take in the view.

And what a view it was. It really was a spectacular sight. The setting sun had turned the entire northern sky a vivid crimson, a hue mirrored just as dramatically by the sea, on which a flotilla of yachts had anchored for the night. I didn’t half envy the folk on those boats! In the far distance the outlines of the Applecross hills were etched black against the skyline. As we were taking this all in, the glow suddenly intensified before gradually fading to leave a dull red ember marking the spot where the sun had slipped below the horizon. The show was over, night had fallen, but we had our head torches and all we had to do was follow the tourist path down the south east ridge to the valley bottom. But as luck, bad luck as it turned out, would have it, our celebrations were premature, after all this was Skye and whilst we didn’t expect a path of Ben Nevis proportions, we did expect it to be fairly obvious. Well, maybe it is and maybe it was the failing light, maybe it was our tiredness or perish the thought, maybe it was a bit of incompetence on our part, but despite searching everywhere we could not find any obvious way down.

As night stuck on the hill seemed to be beckoning until Scott spotted a possible way down. There seemed no alternative so we chanced it and ended up scrambling, by torchlight, down slabs of rock that often had us reaching for and sometimes using, the rope. Both of us had a terrible thirst by now, a thirst made all the worse by the sound of a stream that stayed perversely out of reach all the way down. To hear the sound of that lovely ice cold water cascading and gurgling over the rocks was the ultimate of tortures. To add insult to injury we could also see the lights of the Sligachan Hotel, but it might as well have been on the Moon so far as we were concerned. Any chance we had of reaching it before closing time had vanished long ago somewhere between Am Bhasteir and Sgurr nan Gillean.

Eventually even bad things come to an end and at long last and sometime around 11.00pm we reached the valley but we were much further from the road than we should have been. We thought we had about four miles to go so we thought about having a rest but then we thought about the problems we’d had trying to stand up after the last one on Sgurr nan Gillean. So, after drinking a few gallons of water from the stream, there really was no option but to carry on unless we wanted total paralysis of the legs to set in. Very tired, we trudged along like a pair of demoralised zombies until Scott provided some comic relief by falling into a peat bog. This cheered me up no end but Scottie was even more annoyed when it turned out it had happened just fifty yards from the road. In a few more minutes and 19 hours after starting it was all over and we crawled, exhausted but happy, into our tents. Mike was fast asleep but he had left us some food that tasted so good I could almost, but not quite, forgive him his bloody snoring.

The next day brought an even bigger challenge, the hundred-yard hobble to the hotel bar. However, unlike the previous day, the result of this was never in doubt.

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